What happened to Doug?

"Vince-The Roadside Mechanic" (vincent-becker) 07/22/2014 at 13:12 • Filed to: None

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I don't see him under sub blogs anymore. What happened?

For Sweden > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/22/2014 at 13:14

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There was no Doug DeMuro. There never was Doug DeMuro. He's a conspiracy created by Eurasia.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > For Sweden 07/22/2014 at 13:15

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No it can't be......IT CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diesel > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/22/2014 at 13:15

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Looks like he finally has to post like a real author. No more special Doug exclusion zone.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/22/2014 at 13:16

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dougdemuro.jalopnik.com now redirects to dougdemuro.kinja.com, and he hasn't had... anything since the 9th. May have quit.

cabarne4 > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/22/2014 at 13:16

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Doge got legit Jalop-author status, so no more sub-blog.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Diesel 07/22/2014 at 13:16

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Huh cool.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/22/2014 at 13:16

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Currently enjoying life at the Italian Lakes, that lucky sod...

http://instagram.com/dougdemuro

Soloburrito > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/22/2014 at 13:19

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He was fired by Travis.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Soloburrito 07/22/2014 at 13:20

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That is the most likely.

Agrajag > For Sweden 07/22/2014 at 13:28

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I am Doug Demuro. We are all Doug Demuro.

yamahog > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/22/2014 at 13:28

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He farted and sneezed at the same time. Poor dude never had a chance.

Takuro Spirit > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/22/2014 at 13:30

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dougdedouchebag.kinja.com

Diesel > yamahog 07/22/2014 at 13:30

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You forgot one.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > yamahog 07/22/2014 at 13:31

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Oh my God.

yamahog > Diesel 07/22/2014 at 13:32

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Considering his frequent pantslessness, no one was surprised.

RazoE > Soloburrito 07/22/2014 at 13:32

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Such a travesty.

What's the story?

MazdaMonkey > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/22/2014 at 13:34

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He is currently on vacation in Europe. He gets back very soon and will have new articles up within the week! He has some great upcoming stuff planned.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Agrajag 07/22/2014 at 13:37

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NOOOOOOOOO!

DailyTurismo > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/22/2014 at 13:39

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He shows up on the masthead as a "writer." I'm more confused by the addition of Damon and Chris — but I'm sure I just missed the official announcement. Seems those two didn't go through the subblog ringer and just got hired as full time out of the box.

Textured Soy Protein > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/22/2014 at 14:07

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Quick, somebody photoshop a 360 into this to post on the Doug DeDouchebag twitter feed.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/22/2014 at 14:22

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He makes money now

Dr_Watson > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/22/2014 at 14:51

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moving to Philly is kind of like dying.

Brian Silvestro > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/22/2014 at 15:43

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He got shot.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Brian Silvestro 07/22/2014 at 17:09

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Travis must have shot him. Probably because Doug took his spot in the Jalopnik swimsuit calendar.

ranwhenparked > Dr_Watson 07/22/2014 at 19:03

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Well, I'd rather be dead in Philadelphia than alive in New York.